Collection of Wills

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And on that day will some people who want to rule will go forth into the streets collecting the 'wills' from people for their strength comes from the 'will' of the people. They will use all their might and strength, promise with coarse speeches and seduce the people out of their 'wills' with gifts of varied nature.
The people will drop their 'wills' in little tin cans. These tin cans will be kept in secret places they will crunch and munch together and decide finally as to who got how many wills.
Now as this will take a prolonged period of time the ones who went about collecting 'wil'l have dreams and visions. Some will dream of being inseminated by a frog and will dread the days and nights, while some will dream of a prince growing in the womb.
Then the day arrives. The ones who give birth to the frogs and other ghastly creatures will realize that their quest to buy 'power semen' with money has not helped. A multitude of locusts will arise out of the north, west, and south and nibble away all their crops and wealth. Hummers wil be humped. Single stringed instruments will play a dirge though out the day on the Televison channels . There will cries and moaning.
The day fast approacheth. May the 13th day be a day of joy for those who had contributed their 'will's.
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