Monday, June 18, 2012

U.S.Cops have a way with words

    These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
     taken off their car videos:

     1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
     went through."

     2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
     stretch after you wear them a while."

     3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
     certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

     4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

     5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
     speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

     6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
     write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

     7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
     it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

     8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
     again or I'll give you another ticket."

     9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
     drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" (love this one too)

     10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
     go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in
     monkey poop."

     11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
     toaster oven."

     12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National
     Crime Information Center )

     13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

     14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
     allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

     15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend
     of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

     AND THE WINNER IS....

     16.. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
     don't.  Sign here."

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